Cubicle Warrior’s UFC 133 Picks

Main Televised Card (Pay-Per-View)

Rashad Evans decision over Tito Ortiz. No more gravedigger from Tito. That was a fluke last time. Sugar Rashad Evans is more patient and will not get caught with that weak Tito punch. This will not be a second upset for Tito.

Vitor Belfort decision over Yoshihiro Akiyama. Hey, I like Sexyama, but he could not get past Alan Belcher! My grandma got past Belcher from her wheelchair! Sexyama needs to pull one out or risk getting cut.

Brian Ebersole painfully slow decision over Dennis Hallman. Watching these old farts go at it will be like a museum simulation of two dinosaurs fighting. Edge: Ebersole, for being from the Jurassic period.

Constantinos Philippou crushes Jorge Rivera. Jorge is 139 and looked slower than molasses against Bisping.

Rory MacDonald def Mike Pyle. Normally I do not root for fighters named Rory,  Tito, or Kimbo. In this case I will make an exception,  mainly because I think this will be the only exciting fight on the main card.

Spike TV Preliminary Card

Alexander Gustafsson vs. Matt Hamill. The Hammer needs to make a comeback, and I think it will happen here.

Chad Mendes vs. Rani Yahya. Who?

Preliminary Card. You pick ’em. When in doubt, choose the funnier name.

Ivan Menjivar vs. Nick Pace
Johny Hendricks vs. Mike Pierce
Mike Brown vs. Nam Phan
Paul Bradley vs. Rafael “Sapo” Natal

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