SEC Football Week 7: Bye Week More Points, Florida Gators Fewer Points



Nothing to see here. Fire Will Muschamp. Somehow the dadgum Florida Gators managed to lose during bye week. As you can see from the statistics below, the Florida football team is a trash fire. Is it Gator basketball season yet? How about chess?

On the bright side, I was spared from watching Muschamp football.


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The Batman’s Version of the Airman’s Creed

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Fun fact: the Airman’s Creed makes more sense when “an American Airman” is replaced with “the Batman” (idea courtesy of John Q. Public). Try reciting Batman’s Airman’s Creed using your best Dark Knight voice. Just in case you are wondering, yes, that is a genuine picture of Chief of Staff of the Air Force, General Welsh, donning a Captain America mask at a conference in 2013. The picture on the right is the General that the U.S. Air Force deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

I am The Batman.
I am a Warrior.
I have answered my Nation’s call.
I am the Batman.
My mission is to Fly, Fight, & Win.
I am faithful to a Proud Heritage,
A Tradition of Honor,
And a Legacy of Valor.
I am the Batman.
Guardian of Freedom and Justice,
My Nation’s Sword and Shield,
Its Sentry and Avenger.
I defend my Country with my Life.
I am the Batman.
Wingman, Leader, Warrior.
I will never leave a citizen behind,
I will never falter,
And I will not fail.

(actual Airman’s Creed is shown below)

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Five Biggest Disasters in American Military History [The National Interest e-magazine]

The United States may well have erred politically in engaging in the War of 1812, World War I, the Vietnam War and Operation Iraqi Freedom, but here [The National Interest writer Robert Farley] consider[s] how specific failures worsened America’s military and strategic position.

  1. The War of 1812: the invasion of Canada. American forces lacked sufficient intelligence on British force structure and troop movements before launching a costly excursion into Canadian territory in a campaign that lacked synergistic support of multiple forces and adequate logistics trail to complete the invasion. This failure is why Canada is not a part of the United States, and ultimately is why Canada continues to beat America in ice hockey. Key failures: lack of inter-service cooperation/ teamwork and logistics.
  2. The American Civil War: Battle of Antietam. September 17, 1862 was the bloodiest day of battle ever in the Americas. Combined, the two sides lost 22,000 soldiers in one day of bloody battle. Despite Union General McClellan having intercepted Confederate General Lee’s plans, he failed to seize the advantage, failed to gain better intelligence on adversary force size, and failed to maintain command, control, and communications of multiple forces under his command. Moreover, he failed at target selection and prioritization of the important tasks needed to accomplish the main goal of crippling the Confederate forces. He did succeed in pushing the Army of Northern Virginia out of Maryland, which gave President Lincoln an opportunity to leverage the pyrrhic victory into an opportune time to issue the Emancipation Proclamation. Key failures: lack of communication and teamwork.
  3. World War II: Operation Paukenschlag (Drumbeat). In the second Battle of the Atlantic in 1942, the German navy beat the American forces like a drum by taking advantage of inter-service parochialism and lack of cooperation between the U.S. War Department and Department of the Navy. Air commanders in the Navy and U.S. Army Air Forces failed to cooperate, or even supply adequate cover for military and commercial ships, leaving vessels in the Atlantic vulnerable to easy attacks with little risk to the Germans. The U.S. lost 609 ships to the Germans’ 22 in this eight-month campaign, and one quarter of all the commercial shipping lost in the four years of U.S. involvement in the war. The Navy and Army Air Force were also rather stubborn in learning how to conduct anti-submarine warfare from the British. Key failures: lack of cooperation and stubbornness.
  4. Korean War: United Nations Offensive into North Korea. In the summer of 1950, the U.N. forces attempted to leverage successes in the defense of Pusan and the invasion of Inchon by going into North Korea to shatter the People’s Liberation Army forces in their own backyard by using two major forces coming from Inchon and Pusan and getting air support from Marines and Air Force out of the few usable air bases in Korea and the closest bases in Japan. In this particular campaign, it appears that the Americans figured out how the different services could work together, with the Marines providing air cover for the Army out of Inchon and the Air Force providing air cover for American and British army forces out of Pusan. The mistake may have been ignoring signs that the Chinese would intervene if any forces other than R.O.K. military came north of the 38th parallel. The U.N. forces also had difficulties tracking the Chinese forces as they disappeared into the mountains, and distinguishing North Korean soldiers dressed as refugees as they slipped through refugee checkpoints. Key failures: underestimating the adversary “red lines”, inability to mutually support multiple forces and overextension of forces, inability to distinguish friend from foe.
  5. Iraq War: Disbanding the Iraqi Army. No 20/20 hindsight is needed to recognize that it was Saddam Hussein’s loyalists that were the enemy in 2003, not the Iraqi Army. One bad decision probably cascaded into a decade of war in Iraq where Americans could not discern loyalists from disgruntled soldiers. Fast forward a decade from this decision and think of which army would have been best poised to fight the Goatfucker Army of the Levant (GoAL), also known as ISIS/ISIL. Key failures: inability to distinguish friend from foe, failure to understand the environment.

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Top College Athletic Department Budgets, Revenues, and Salaries







Asst coach


$165,691,486 $146,807,585 $4.1M $5.0M
$149,141,405 $146,659,187 $2.5M $2.0M
$143,776,550 $116,607,913 $5.5M $4.4M
$143,514,125 $131,018,311 $4.2M $3.1M
Ohio State
$139,639,307 $116,026,329 $4.6M $3.5M
$130,011,244 $106,972,983 $2.7M $3.2M
$123,805,661 $102,447,553 $3.4M $4.7M
$117,457,398 $105,312,018 $4.3M $4.6M
$115,241,070 $94,972,708 $3.1M $1.8M
$111,579,779 $110,269,194 $3.2M $4.9M

* FSU pays its head coach $2.8M, and its coaches $2.9M and has a total revenue of $78M and $87M of expenses (net loss). FSU did raise $7.5M of subsidy from the state to offset the $9M loss.

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Rocket Science!

What is pride? A rocket that emulates the stars.
William Wordsworth

Rocket Size Mass to LEO, metric tons Mass to GTO, metric tons Mass to SSO, metric tons Total Launches Core Stage Boosters Stages Cost
Ariane 4 [1] - 10.2 (200 km,5.2°); 8.2 (200km, 90°) 4.8 (185 km, 7°) 6.5 - - - - -
Ariane 5 ECA [1] 46-52 m x 5.4 m 18 (550 km, 28.5°)[777,000 kg total] 6.8 (580 km, 7°) 12 72/76 total; 45/46 ECA EPC H173 @ 1,390 kN (vacuum) using Vulcain 2 engine w/ 432 Isp (vacuum)  and 540 s burn time using LOX/ LH2 ECA – EAP P241 x 2 @ 14,160 kN total, 140 s burn using HTPB; ECA Stage 2 – EPS ESC-A 67 kN, 945s burn time w/ 446 Isp using LOX/ LH2 $200M
Atlas V 550 [1,2] 58.3 m x 3.81 m 20 (185 km, 28.5°), 17 (185 km, 90°)  [334,500 kg total] 8.2 (167 km, 27°);[9,800–18,810 kg total] - 47/48 - - 2 $223M to GTO
Delta IV [2] 63.0-72.0 m x 5.0 m 249,500-733,400 kg 9,420-28,790 kg 4,440-14,220 kg 26/27 x x 2 $170M
Delta III [1] - 8.3 (185 km, 28.7°), 6.8 (200 km, 90° 8.3 (200 km,28.7°) 6.1 - - - - -
Falcon 9 [2] 68.4 m x 3.66 m 505,846 kg 13,150 kg 4,850 kg 10/11 x x 2 $59.5M
Long March 3B [1] - 11.2 (200 km, 28.5°) 5.1 (180 km, 28.5°) 6.0 - - - - -
Proton K [1] - 19.8 (186 km, 51.6°) 4.9 (4200 km, 23.4°) 3.6 - - - - -


  1. The Physics of Space Security: A Reference Manual, David Wright, Laura Grego, and Lisbeth Gronlund, 2005
  2. Space Mission Engineering: The New SMAD (Space Technology Library, Vol 28), James R. Wertz, David F. Everett, 2011

SEC Football Week 7: Missouri Tigers 42, Florida Gators 13


Will Muschamp is finding innovative ways to lose a game. I cannot wait to see how we lose against Georgia in our next game after the bye week. Despite the Gators gaining more yards on offense, the Gators could not overcome Missouri’s points off an interception, kick return, and punt return, as well as a short field surrendered after 3 interceptions.

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In defense of Will Muschamp

Comparison - Will Muschamp and Dan Mullen

I am not turning on the TV today. Every dadgum channel is showing snippets of Forced Sex University and Notre Dame. Meanwhile, my team’s offense cannot locate the endzone!

I try to hold onto some optimism, but I just do not have enough booze in the refrigerator to maintain much optimism. It is not even 9:00 AM Pacific time and I need some booze just to read this [Only Gators: The Silver Lining]. The gist of that article is that article is that amidst the noise, there are still signs of hope for Will Muschamp. Right now, there are plenty of Gator fans clamoring for Dan Mullen. In 2008, there were plenty of Gator fans calling for Mullen’s head as OC–even going as far as putting up websites calling for him to be fired. How short our memories are here in Gainesville in 2014. In 2013, fans in Starksville were calling for him to be fired after they went 6-6. Fast forward to 2014, and with only 7 additional games there are fans in Starksville and Gainesville proclaiming Dan Mullen as the greatest coach of the past 30 seconds.

To the point: Will Muschamp’s numbers overall are still better than Dan Mullen’s at equivalent points in their respective careers. The outlier here for Muschamp is not the 11-2 season, but the 4-8 season. The outlier for Mullen is the 7-0 season to this point, which is statistically a sign that he has reached nirvana of college coaching or he reached an anomalous peak.

In summary: As much as I expect a crappy game today, and as much as I am fed up with the product on the field, I still hold onto a smidgen of hope that the statistics below point to a possible turnaround next year for Will Muschamp. However, if the Gators lose ugly to Mizzou today, then all bets are off.